Digital Getdown

Yes, friends, it's that time again. BBRC is proud to bring you the finest romance snippets...this month with a digital twist. One of our favourite authors, Rebeccah Love Margolin, has brought us something new this month, a twist on her usual sultry, seductive BBRC passages. Her new classic, "Donkey Wong," takes us into the realm of the sensuous via video game. With the help from a mysterious tall handsome stranger, aka Tom M. Spiva, we delve into the unexplored passions not yet uncovered. So sit back and enjoy "Donkey Wong."

Gex and princess Ludmilda had been walking for what seemed like hours. They were exhausted from jumping over waterfalls, shooting the dangerous, horrible killer jubblies that seemed to come from all sides, and collecting the magic posies from which they derived their energy and power. Gex couldn't help staring at Ludmilda out of the corner of his eye. The way her hair jutted from her head in long spikes, like a hedgehog, and the way she walked, right foot, together, right foot, together, made him want her more than he'd ever wanted anyone before. With the last batch of jubblies destroyed and no one around, this was the only excuse he needed.

"Ludmilda," Gex said in his monotone answering machine message voice, "we've been doing missions that are dangerous in the same vicinity as one another for an extensive period of time. It makes me feel in close proximity to your physical and inner being. I wish to connsumate my feelings of attraction with you."
"Oh," Ludmilda said in her voice box tone, "perhaps we should make this time a time to conjugate."
With that, the two bounced into a nearby bush. Gex and Ludmilda pressed their lips together in a kissing fashion. Gex extended his arm fully, and began to stroke Ludmilda's 64 bit graphics...up, down, up, down. Ludmilda could see that Gex's Koopa was growing powerful in his plumbing trousers and she began to stiffly rub it, each pass of her hand caused it to get bigger. Gex turned over and Ludmilda undid his overalls, exposing Kong. She hopped on top of it, bouncing on it as if to conquer it. With every bounce, 100 points racked up on their score...200...300...until they finally reached near 1000 points. At that stage, the screen started flickering and the two shrieked as one more life was added for a bonus stage. When it was over, Gex buttoned up his plumbing trousers.
"Well," he said, "you have managed to bestow upon me the flower power needed."

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