Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Hot for Teacher

Good day, BBRC-ers! Yes, it is officially time for a LONG overdue passage from the favorite author, Rebeccah Love Ervin. We know many people have been waiting for a very long time for a new excerpt from our favorite author, so we're here to oblige you with her newest tale of lust and desire, "Hot for Teacher." It seemed so obvious, yet was ten years in the making, it has been aged like a fine scotch, and will now be delivered to you for your reading pleasure. Guaranteed to stimulate and titillate, we invite you to sit back, pull up your favorite desk chair, and enjoy "Hot for Teacher."

Dr. Thaddeus Leatherbrick had been teaching for a good amount of time, but he had a difficult time recalling a finer student than Carolina Davenport-Freemont. Every Tuesday and Thursday, he looked forward to teaching his afternoon embalming class because he knew she would be there, front and center, her scabied hands at the ready to plunge her instruments into the cadaver of the day. He loved the way she looked the part, her dark circles and bags highlighting the sunken-in, glazed-over pale blue eyes, her hollow cheeks and thin lips pulled taut over her jutting cheekbones and meth teeth, and especially her dishwater-blonde hair that hung in her face, helping to form the vast array of blackheads and zits that lined her forehead and jawline. When she asked to speak to him after class, he knew it was the only excuse he needed.
"Dr. Leatherbrick," Carolina said, "I have a question about draining the bodies after they come out of cold storage."
"Oh, Carolina," Thaddeus said, "why talk of such things when we can probe and explore our own living bodies right here and now?"
"Why Thaddeus, I didn't know you felt that way about me. I feel the same about you."
With that, the two collided like the car wreck that had claimed the life of Carolina's cadaver for the day. Thaddeus immediately set to work removing Carolina's holey jeans, whos' tightness highlighted the thigh fat in every opening. Carolina tore open Thaddeus' short-sleeved button-down shirt with the ink stains on the corner pocket, revealing his man-boobs and back fat rolls. They kissed deeply, Thaddeus could feel Carolina's swollen, pus-filled tonsils with his tongue, Carolina could taste where there had been broccoli stuck in his braces since the Thursday before. He moved his hands over her body, stopping to feel every rib and vertebrae through her sore-encrusted skin. She writhed with every movement of his hands, and responded by stroking his considerably-sized yard stick, inching it suggestively toward her bony pelvis, begging for him to check to see if she was still alive. Finally, she pushed his pants down and he was at the ready to give her a lesson she wouldn't likely forget. Before they knew it, Thaddeus was pounding Carolina, beating the chalk dust off his old erasers, Carolina was bent over the teacher's desk as though she were accepting punishment for not properly doing her homework, the skin on her derriere flapping with each thrust. As he thrust his pointer repeatedly into her Trapper Keeper, the two began to build the tension bringing them closer to the ultimate climaxx (yes, with two x's). Finally, together, Thaddeus and Carolina made it to the breaking point, and the two cried out in excitement like students finally being released for the summer. Afterward, the two lay on the industrial-strength carpet. Thaddeus took Carolina's clammy hand, and gazed at her one deflated, exposed leatherboob.
"Well, honey," he said to her, "you sure know how to get an easy A."

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